February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Anonymous asked: What is the description of ur dream dude?
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Was so preoccupied today with thoughts (of not Naruto) that I completely forgot to read the new manga in my free period today and only just remembered it’s existence! 
Feb 29th
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Anonymous asked: reaaalllly? you dont like radiohead? fuck i wish i coud be bothered to come up with good points to change your mind but i cant... grrdiflibgrrr whinge.
Feb 29th
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When I left the house this morning there was 1 street lamp outside and when I got home just then, there were 2. Our house is now flanked by bright lighting, when the rest of the street has scant/no lighting. Does this mean we are the most dangerous house and need to be visible at all times or is it lighting our house constantly because it’s the prettiest??
Feb 29th
So my MF Doom shirt didn’t come today but my Die Antwoord tix did!
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Ode to Atomic Tomato chips
(acrostic version) Always there for me when no-one else is Talking is lacking in our relationship but who even needs that shit? Oh how you make my heart melt and my tongue drip Making me salivate is a good past time of ours Indescribable joy is felt when you are in my mouth Can’t get enough of you, babe Talk about appealing colour, all chemically and red-ish chippy colour Overtly showing...
Feb 28th
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I don’t get the big deal re: Radiohead. Because they suck. 10,000 not very nice-looking vaginas. Simultaneously. And are huge softies. 
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: I would grope your ass like no tomorrow
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Jumping so high that you entered orbit and asphyxiate in the vacuum. 
Feb 27th
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Always an over-abundance of crying children @ GPs. 
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Dinner I am in the process of making: homemade pesto, caramelised onion and potato pizza topped with goats cheese
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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12:45pm and I am yet to brush my teeth and put clothing on
Feb 26th
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Who’s got a Golden Gaytime? Me. Who doesn’t? You. 
Feb 26th
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Some private number hoe thinks it’s hilarious to call me and just breathe heavily down the line. Righto mate, righto. 
Feb 25th
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800 followers
idiots
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: how i wonder that sounds
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: "Then Evan is coming over" lol
Feb 25th
Anonymous asked: what are your plans for the day
Feb 25th
Anonymous asked: plz pleasure me
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: Life’s motto should be: fuck more, care less.
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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FACTS: Just bought a sick MF Doom shirt  I played Trivial Pursuit for the first time last night I can not pronounce pursuit (I said “per-soot”) I just worked 5 hours And now I have to babysit 4 children I may not come out alive Or wanting to live, if I do survive S’all
Feb 24th
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When you have declined someone’s friend request 3+ times and they keep trying to add you. It was not a technical glitch, budd-o. 
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Today I felt as though I were straight out of a Romantic era poem and felt so inspired by the serenity/beauty of nature juxtaposed with the build environment and I was COMPELLED to write a short story/semi-poem about it which I have now done and I kind of want to submit it to one of those “win ca$h dollaz” writing competitions because it oozes cuteness ya know but is that too...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Anonymous asked: I should be disappointed but you made me lol
Feb 23rd
Anonymous asked: Maybe you could try again...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
Anonymous asked: Your motto should be dress less and post more! ;)
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Life’s motto should be: fuck more, care less.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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So um who from the internet is going to Die Antwoord because so far I am going alone………………………………?
Feb 22nd
Anonymous asked: you look like miss parker but younger and skinnier
Feb 22nd
Imagine if every time you sneezed, someone died. 
Feb 21st
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